▲▲▲How to fight like a BAMF in nine easy steps:
1. First, distract target.
2. Then block his blind jab
3. Counter with cross to left cheek.
4. Discombobulate.
5. Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker.
6. Weaken right jaw.
7. Now fracture.
8. Break cracked ribs.
9. Heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, 3 ribs cracked, 4 broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months.(via pigwidgeon-/scarlettohara)
